Showmaster: (to the audience)
Hello again
after the short break for commercials! Now after a very informational
discussion
with our three candidates I want to present you our jury who will try
to make it
easier for you to come to a decision. Today, we've got on the left si-
de... (raises
his voice) Jefferson!
Jefferson: (enthusiastically)
Yeee haaaa!
Hang 'em all!
Showmaster:
In the middle,
there is Anna! ...the ex-girlfriend of our sexy leather playboy
Dave.
Anna:
(friendly)
Hi everybody! (aggressive) Send him to hell!!!
Showmaster:
And... As all of
you know, in every show, we've got a special guest... It's the ori-
ginal... The one
and only äkschn-hero... (pronounces name with extremely heavy
American accent)
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Arni: (to candidates)
Get fucked!
Showmaster: (to the audience)
Now after three short
statements of our jury, it's your duty to decide who's gonna
go to hell and who's the
happy candidate who get's a second chance in life. This
candidate has got the
possibility to live a second life and show us that he's worth
to come to heaven. So
he'll be resurrected in a few years. So if you think that Joe
Ray should get a second
chance, press button number one in front of your seats
now. For Siegfried button
number two... now... And for Dave, number three...
now. (excited)
Oh, I'm so excited... Who will do it this time?
...
Hey, what's up with the TED?
sexy voice:
Tony, I'm sorry but the TED
doesn't work. Something's wrong with the computer.
audience:
Ohhhhh!
Showmaster:
Thanks, sweetheart! (to the
audience) Do you know what that means?!?
audience: (shouting)
Yes!!!
Dave:
What's going on?!? What will
happen to us now?
Showmaster:
I've got a bad and a good message
for you. The bad one first: All of you will have
to go to hell now. And the good
one is: ...you'll never ever freeze again down there!
Ha, ha, ha!
candidates: (falling down to hell)
Nooooooooooo!
audience: (applauding, cheering)
Showmaster:
Thank you, thank you!...
And of course don't forget...
drive carefully or YOU could be one of our next can-
didates! Bye, Bye! (jingle:
da da damm)
